I Try Really Hard to be Feminine

I thought about wearing a skirt today and then looked down...

It looks like someone caned me right in the knees. Parker and I have been working on our climbing form so I try to keep my hips as close to the wall as possible and this is what results! I pull my leg up and it goes right into a rock. And yeah I'm excited to get up the wall so I don't really look for it as well as I should... But I sure look good while I'm doing it! Right? I'll just never be able to wear anything that goes to the knee again...